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Joke of the Day

"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense"

"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."

"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"[loudly so dad who's been depressed since mom left can hear] Oh no, my GPS broke! If only I had some good DRIVING DIRECTIONS *dad looks up*"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."

"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"

"Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006"

"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"