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Joke of the Day

"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope. Being a pipe inspector sucks."

"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""

"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."

"American Top Gear"

"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"

"I just punched what I thought was a paparazzi with a long lens. It was an old man with a wheat bread sub. Sorry."

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."

"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""