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Joke of the Day

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

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"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."
"Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month."
"What do you call a sad state? Missouri"
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien."
"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"
"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"
"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."