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Joke of the Day

"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."

"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."

"Bruce Willis is at IKEA when a toilet plunger falls off a shelf and sticks to his head. he doesn't notice until the following day"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"

"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"

"What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp Hyp Hooray."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."