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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "

"In a parallel universe somewhere, all the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are getting really excited for White Girl season at Starbucks."

"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"

"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"Humans first started practicing circumcision over 15,000 years ago. There were a lot less complaints once they mastered it."

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies."