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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "
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"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."
"Screaming, ""Hitler and the Nazi Party are in a disarray!"" when nudged at parties tells everyone that you fall asleep to the History Channel."
"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"How did Popeye buy long sleeve shirts?"
"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."