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Joke of the Day

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart"

"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS"

"What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I'm trash)"

"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"

"Shepherd's wife: You always seem so happy dear. Shepherd: I got ewe babe."