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Joke of the Day
"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."
Next Joke
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'"
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"
"Latest economic indicators show an uptick of growth in the manufacturing outrage sector."
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."