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Joke of the Day
"Three things you should not watch being made are sausages, laws, and your little brother."
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"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"
"Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups."
"what idiot called it tinted windows instead of a drug car tell"
"A man hit's a woman with a car. Who's at fault ? the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3"
"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."
"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"
"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."
"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."