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Joke of the Day

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"Ever heard of jenkem? It's the shit!"

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"What do you call an awkward questioner? I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."

"Sex is like listening to the Beatles Your parents do it and it somehow doesn't make it less cool. Shout out to CH, because I heard it here."

"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."