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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae."

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."

"Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left? Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"

"On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you."

"Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats"

"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."

"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."