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Joke of the Day
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"
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"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."
"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."
"[installing program] Operation Status: 1 min left Me: Yes! Finally! *30 minutes later* Operation Status: 60 mins left Me: Wait. What?"
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."
"Hate it when I get carried away with emotions. Lost a who-blinks-1st competition with a box of donuts & had to eat em all in a fit of rage"