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Joke of the Day

"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."

"When I say I'm gonna take a nap, it means I'm gonna go on my computer for three hours."

"My father had a stroke he's all right now."

"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the parking lot."

"Act now to enjoy a false sense of urgency!"

"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."