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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an awkward questioner? I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God."
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"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."
"""Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."""
"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"
"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"
"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"
"A woman recently got oak breast implants... ...this joke would probably be better if it had a punchline, wooden tit."
"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""
"Every since my Grandma discovered Netflix she's been calling me w/ suggestions like ""ok write this down, it's called Friends, F-R-I-E-....."""