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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!"
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"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."
"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"
"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."
"My bird puns are so EGG-cellent - Do you wanna hear a bird pun? - No - Well... this is HAWK-ward - dammit"
"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"
"why did the possum cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"