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Joke of the Day
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"
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"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"
"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"
"My grandma used to say, ""I'll give you something to cry about!"", and then she'd toss a severed hand in my lap."
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""
"My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time."
"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"""Gosh it's raining cats and dogs"" said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ""I know"" said his mother. ""I've just stepped in a poodle!"""