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Joke of the Day
"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"
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"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."
"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"
"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."