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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"
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"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."
"They say diarrhoea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans"
"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"
"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."
"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."
"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."
"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"