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Joke of the Day
"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."
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"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."
"""Ben Carson makes stuff up"" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner."
"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."
"What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? Kurt and Rod"
"Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience."
"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."
"*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it."
"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."