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Joke of the Day

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."

"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"

"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."

"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."

"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."