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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"

"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"

"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."

"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."

"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."

"I am gonna die with this joke http://www.thegeekbyte.com/install-wordpress-localhost/"

"""911 wats ur emergency"" hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number"

"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"