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Joke of the Day

"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."

"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."

"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."