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Joke of the Day
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
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"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""
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"Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting"
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"What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !"
"When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty)"
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"
"Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar."