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Joke of the Day

"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."

"What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? Crackula"

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"

"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."