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Joke of the Day

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment."

"Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one."

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."

"My girlfreind says I'm an idiot who can't do anything right. So I packed her bags and left."

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."

"Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green."

"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."