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Joke of the Day
"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."
Next Joke
"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death."
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?"
"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"
"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."