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Joke of the Day
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."
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"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."
"I went for a long walk yesterday and my pants are still tight today. This is not how exercise is supposed to work."
"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."
"*takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer."
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst."
"If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale."
"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""
"I lost my mood ring... And I don't know how I feel about that."