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Joke of the Day

"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."

"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."

"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."

"Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide? It would be a land of mass-murder"

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies."

"These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys"

"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."

"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"

"Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet? Because he can see the D"