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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."

"The bartender fainted."

"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."

"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"

"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"

"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"The escalators at the mall suddenly began working super quickly, causing several people to fall over and brutally die. That escalated quickly."