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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""

"So far 42 out of 43 presidents actually ran for office. FDR just kind of rolled himself in there."

"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."

"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"

"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""

"Women should be like a well placed rug You should be able to lay them then leave them"