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Joke of the Day
"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."
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"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A thon"
"What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay"
"Me: *breaks down door Wife: WTF ARE YOU DOING? M: HOME INVASION! W: OMG stop breaking our house when you want sex. M: Soooooo W: No"
"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."
"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear? Clerk [winks]: exactly"
"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"
"First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] ""I'm a model."""