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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."
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"Friday is just Monday with tits."
"""Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days"" Tupperware"
"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""
"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"
"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"
"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."
"My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss... I really hope it's just a rough patch"
"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"