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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."
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"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"
"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""
"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either."
"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"
"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""
"Blind jokes? didn't see that coming.."