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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty"

"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."

"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."

"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."

"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."