201526

Joke of the Day

"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"

"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"Don't do suicide, kids! You'll kill yourself!"

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say ""Die slowly"" and ""die quickly"". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian."

"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."

"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."