43780
Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss... I really hope it's just a rough patch"
Next Joke
"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."
"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""
"How is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."
"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."
"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."
"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."