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Joke of the Day
"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"
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"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."
"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"
"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."
"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"
"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"
"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."
"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."
"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."
"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."