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Joke of the Day

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."

"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"

"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."

"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"

"""There's plenty of fish in the sea"" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone."

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."

"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."