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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
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"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"
"I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down."
"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"
"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."
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"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"