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Joke of the Day
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"
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"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."
"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"
"In America, you're the bomb is a complement. In Iraq, you're the bomb is the argument."
"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"
"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""
"Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's such a fungi."
"I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners."