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Joke of the Day

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"

"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."

"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."

"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."

"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."

"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."

"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."