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Joke of the Day

"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"

"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."

"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."

"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"

"He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice. Donald Trump is coming to town ! "

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"

"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."

"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"