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Joke of the Day
"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"
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"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."
"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."
"my girlfriend folded the corner on a page of my new book, rather than use a bookmark. so i gently folded her credit card, until it snapped."
"I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts."
"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"
"What is a woman ? Man with a uterus somewhere"
"Pay me a complement. Wife: I look like a fat, ugly, wrinkly, pig, be a dear and pay me a complement Husband: Your eyesight's damn near perfect. Edit:Format"