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Joke of the Day
"Redditors are like alchemists. They try to turn their nonsense into gold."
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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."
"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"
"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""
"Did you see the porn circus? It was fucking intense."
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"
"For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up."
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""