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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
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"My Chinese friend got me an iPad for my birthday... Nothing beats a homemade gift!"
"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""
"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."
"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."
"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."
"What's the best part of eating a burrito? Every time you fart, you lose weight."
"Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product."
"Fat people save more water compared to everyone else... because they only need one cup off water to fill a bath."
"Murphy said to his daughter ""I want you home by eleven o'clock."" She said ""But Father I'm no longer a child!"" He said ""I know that's why I want you home by eleven."""