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Joke of the Day
"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."
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"My husband says if this gets 150 upvotes we'll try anal just like every other night"
"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"
"what kind of vegetable is the hypest a turnup obvs"
"Ok r/jokes, i know you got jokes, but i want to hear some puns! I know there is an r/puns, but just humor me."
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."
"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."
"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."
"No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice."