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Joke of the Day
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
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"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"
"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."
"Job interviewer: ""Why do you want to join the Secret Service?"" Me: ""It's a secret."" Job interviewer: ""You got the job."""
"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""