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Joke of the Day

"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."

"I just thought of this masterpiece... No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original."

"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"

"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"Best joke ever Women's rights"

"What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain."

"My Tylenol bottle says ""DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."" Does anyone know how to contact him?"

"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"

"dentist was flossing my teeth & said ""they're very tight"" & I said ""yeah they're homies"" & he laughed so loud that it made me uncomfortable"