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Joke of the Day

"No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice."

"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"

"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."

"I'm 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration, 98% masturbation."

"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."

"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."