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Joke of the Day
"My husband says if this gets 150 upvotes we'll try anal just like every other night"
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"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""
"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?"" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash."
"Little Johnny comes home one day... and says, ""Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"" ""What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"" ""No,"" says Johnny. ""It's salty"""
"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."
"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."
"You've said it before and I'll say it again -Plagiarists"