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Joke of the Day

"Ok r/jokes, i know you got jokes, but i want to hear some puns! I know there is an r/puns, but just humor me."

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"

"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"

"And God said unto John: ""Come forth, and you shall be granted immortality."" But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."