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Joke of the Day

"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."

"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."

"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."

"What are the most fucked up jokes you have? Mine is: How do you make a scout cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"

"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."

"Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down? Because he was hit by a truck"

"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."