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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"

"Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill."""

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"

"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"

"Monica Lewinsky said it 20 years ago and she said it again this year Hillary Clinton wasn't the right person for the job."

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet"

"She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your ""signature sex move"" She: Judgmental Corpse?"

"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."