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"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."

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"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
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"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."
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