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Joke of the Day

"They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ."

"Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning? I think that pretty much goes without saying."

"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."

"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."

"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"

"Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again."

"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"

"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."

"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"

"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."